Unusually for Australian PMs, Malcolm Turnbull has announced that he won’t be residing in Kirribilli House, thanks all the same.

He’ll be staying put in his waterfront Point Piper digs to, ya know, be ‘closer to his grandson’.

Given he’s brushed Kirribilli House, rental company Stayz has done the only sensible thing and listed it.

YES, THEY ACTUALLY PUT IT ON THEIR WEBSITE.

“A spacious and illustrious home that is steeped in history with beautiful, uninterrupted views Easterly towards Sydney. Will make a fabulous, luxurious getaway for couples, families, and large groups of friends.

“The owner is a busy individual who resides elsewhere in Sydney. Furthermore he is not looking for monetary compensation for staying, therefore only a moderate cleaning fee applies.”