Now this is the gift that keeps on giving…

Some genius has listed a melted snowman for sale on eBay. You read right. (Presumably s/he ran out of striped paint and elbow grease to flog.)

The ex-frosted fella is up for sale with the title ‘Snowman, last year’s’ – and a picture of a glass bowl, a carrot (nose), two blueberries (eyes) and some water (body and soul).

Bidding started at £0.99 (£2.80 pp) but, CHRISTMAS IS RUINED, we’ve missed the deadline!

Perhaps that’s a good thing, though: how would you explain Snowie’s demise to the little ‘uns? ‘Well, darling. My money is on the sun. Or Aled Jones.’

#RIPSnowman