Up for sale is a one-of-a-kind Joe Montana item.

The NFL Hall of Famer is selling his Villa Montana estate, in Calistoga, in the Napa Valley wine country.

The asking price is a cool $35 million. (And we’ll save you the trouble of doing the math. The estimated monthly mortgage payment would be $129,943.)

The 500-acre estate includes a 9,700-square-foot home with a stone exterior and tile roof, plus: a guest house, caretakers unit, pool and spa, private pond and basketball court.

For the well-rounded athlete, there’s also a bocce ball court, a skeet shooting range, and a professional grade equestrian stable that’s fit for Triple Crown winners.

And for martini drinkers, please note there’s an olive farm, too.

TheScore.com has photos posted and Zillow.com has other details.